Another Abominable Collection of the Worst Tweets of All Time

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    Font - y8 @y8czz what's the worst tweet of all time
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    Plant - Bear With Me Am Swed Roxy @RoxyTall Tom Jorgensen @TomJorgensen12 Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
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    Font - shira @monsterhorns my jaw drops every time i remember this eamon 2 @FAERIEQUEENE the thing i dont like about holocaust movies is they buy into the fatphobic myth that everyone can get skinny if they jus stop eating. if there were ever a real holocaust thered be more fat femme physique represented. big ol lizzos 5:21 PM 3/19/20 Twitter for iPhone View Tweet activity 13 Retweets 115 Likes
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    Font - jester @jestermaxxing The reply was worse Elon Musk @elonmusk I don't like the taste or effects of most alcohol, but there is something quite beautiful about red wine in a fine glass 7:08 PM 23/01/23 1M Views . 13.2K Likes 671 Retweets 129 Quotes 소 Peter Pham @peterpham 4m Replying to @elonmusk and @NicoleBehnam I remember pouring you a glass at a friend's house in SF after another mutual friend's wedding in 17'. I was decanting another, you didn't want to wait "honey badger drinks when h
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    Font - geist @derGeistbot everyone in the qts sleeping on dawkins Richard Dawkins @Richard Dawkins If my fantasy about Pleistocene contraception were true, instead of sex porn we'd watch porn films of women giving birth: "baby porn." 9:47 AM Apr 17, 2013 - Twitter Web Client 297 Retweets 128 Quote Tweets 308 Likes 27
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    Font - ← Rick Burin @rickburin Tweet Sofie Hagen @SofieHagen I think that Will Smith shoul- wait. *looks at hands* oh hang on, I'm quite white, so maybe I don't need to have an opinion on what a black man did to another black man because of what he said about his black wife. Maybe, I should just shut up and listen. 5:05 AM - 3/29/22 Twitter for iPhone . . ...
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    Facial expression - Eli 0 @erallover B. Allen-Ebrahimian @BethanyAllenEbr The week after Trump was elected, I dreamed that my blonde hair was so long that it touched the ground, and that I used it to cover and hide and protect the body of my brown husband. 10:24 AM-10 Jun 2020 2 Retweets 45 Likes Follow Th
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    Font - Shiv Ramdas Traing To Rite Buk @nameshiv I dunno but this is the best tweet of all time ol sj @sjlxe. 7h It's true, the 1/3 pounder burger failed in america cuz they thought quarter pounders were bigger 4 118 Amarion @Minmarion-6h Yeah cause they are???? 97 27 1 ol sj @sjlxe - 6h 1/3 > 1/4 .33 >. 25 616 3 17 38 634 Amarion @Minmarion-6h What are those signs ↑ ↑ *** :
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    Organism - jonny @sensiblehuman96 Rachel Riley @Rachel RileyRR Love you Britain K 10:20 PM - Dec 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - walker @walkertmiller I just remembered this one...haunting Melanie Benjamin @MelanieBen In my fantasies, Pete & Chasten will have Kamala & Dougie over for weekly potlucks that Michele O. will crash with a bottle of wine & gossip, after which Dr. Jill & Joe bring the dogs over along with some homemade brownies to enjoy while they all sing Karaoke. 12:29 PM 1/20/21 Tweet Deck . 1,123 Retweets 3,064 Quote Tweets 8,470 Likes
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    Font - PISS FACE John Shopkins @highlyarcane Combed thru a lot of QTs but haven't seen this one yet Lura Groen @lura_groen God is fat. And She twerks marvelously. And you know what? You don't fucking know if She has diabetes. And it's none of your fucking business. She's glorious either way. 6:11 PM 1/9/20 from Earth .
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    Product - Mr. Showbiz OBE @joe_bish RETWEETS 55 Brienne of Snarth @femme_esq I'm so finished with white men's entitlement lately that I'm really not sad about a 2yo being eaten by a gator bc his daddy ignored signs. LIKES 51 11:22 AM - 15 Jun 2016 7 55 Follow 51
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    Font - connor @C_Slomski never forget Helen Lewis @helenlewis No, look, I'm sorry. I can't hold it in any more. "Gammon" is such a loaded insult because it implies, in a sneering way, that the person you're talking about is working-class. (People aren't being called pastrami/parma ham/ bresaola, are they?) 1:10 pm. 14 May 18
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    Font - mazzy @mazzypopstar Why would she say this cass @playygirlcass men will shave their balls but lie about overcooking salmon, mf u worried bout the wrong playstation 5 4:58 PM 7/6/20 Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 18 Likes 27 Tweets aren't loading right now Try again
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    Product - Evil Darkskin Nigga @FTate05 Frank AnGremlins 2: The New Batch @FrankAngones No, but really, look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much. #DuckTales #Darkwing Duck #Gosalyn di ET EXCLUSIVE 13:48 06 Oct 20 Twitter Web App
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    Font - alex @alex_abads this one was extremely good Fangirl Jeanne @fangirlJeanne "Himbo" is ableist. I find fetishizing someone's supposed lack of intelligence to be predatory. Why would you desire someone who seemingly has less power than you? Why is that sexy? Why is that different from praying on underage kids? It's not. 5:46 PM - Jun 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 2.7K Retweets 240 Likes
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    Rectangle - Shut Up @cowinthenorth frances Barber#FBPE ✔ @francesbarber13 Replying to @agirlcalledlina What a nasty person you are. I've just sent this to my cleaner & she begged me not to fire her. You wicked woman.
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    Font - mr deez @DRAXOMOSPHERE I JUST REMEMBERED THIS narpy @narpu going to kill myself 2:50 AM - 4/9/20 Twitter Web App 51 Retweets 654 Likes 17 Game_Fiendz@GFiendz -14h Replying to @narpu don't do it you little heck 13 24
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    Poster - noktuuuu @nokamnesia thunder strikes the earth everytime i think about it xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze I think Anne Frank would have been a poggers gf ... NORMAN ROCKWELL
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    Font - janito @yassnito this was definitely a tweet Naomi Smalls @naomismallsduh sad to think I was LIVING at the Ariana concert while others were dying 23/05/2017, 2:04 am 22 RETWEETS 92 LIKES
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    Font - SK @raptalksk whoever started this shit wydkopperso Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD: *shooting hoops in heaven* Pop: "Wow it's cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket" Juice: "Nah bro! All girls are the same!" *Juice WRLD airballs and hits a girl and man* Juice: "Pass the ball bro!" *Kobe/Gigi turn around* Kobe: Got room for 1 more?
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    Font - Godzi @Godzi_G this one is just insane I've had three kids. I cant bounce on a trampoline without pissing myself. Does that trigger trans women? 22:05 29/05/2022 Twitter for Android 143 Retweets 1,129 Quote Tweets 1,141 Likes
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    Font - Z+ @fxckzinx This gotta be up there RAIDERT Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders I CAN BREATHE 4-20-21 LAINIT
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    Font - Bes D. Marx @BesDMarx a classic Dean Browning @DeanBrowning PA Replying to @ADunks5 I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved. 10:48 AM 11/10/20 Twitter for iPhone ... .
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    Font - Trap Queen Enthusiast @marionumber4 How has nobody posted this one yet? Elon Musk has the most insane dick riders Elon Musk @elonmusk3h Haven't even had sex in ages (sigh) 2,438 4,878 16.5K Grand Master.Inu-book.akaCurt @BanksyMaximo Replying to @elonmusk and @Whole MarsBlog Bullshit bro. I'm happily married with an amazing wife; even she understands if I helped you out. She would even be proud of me. Even if I myself would feel like shit. Lol thats like hell for me but I would do it. Lol

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